I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
Derek Zoolander

Weight 274.6

Slept all day yesterday.  My nose has been running like a fire hose.  That’s okay because noses run in my family.  Feel worse today.  I’ve been living on chicken broth.  I can feel the salt saturate my body.  I’ll probably gain ten pounds of water weight this weekend.  I can’ t remember the last time I felt this bad.  Oh well, Spring will be here soon.  All will be right with the world.