I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
Slept all day yesterday. My nose has been running like a fire hose. That’s okay because noses run in my family. Feel worse today. I’ve been living on chicken broth. I can feel the salt saturate my body. I’ll probably gain ten pounds of water weight this weekend. I can’ t remember the last time I felt this bad. Oh well, Spring will be here soon. All will be right with the world.